Helwa ya Israel

Me and Karim were cheering for Israel last night against Russia in a soccer game, and jumped for joy when we saw on his computer screen that they scored on the last minute of the game. It wasn't our approval of normalisation of relations what made us euphoric, nor was it our hate for Puten for giving the chess legend Kasparov hard time. It was simply because Israel's victory means England now have more chances qualifing to Euro next summer.

Thanks for letting England into next Euro. It helps to know you can be of some use.